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- Chuck Norris can drown a fish
- chuck Norris can fly further than the artic tern
- chuck Norris has a night like not because he is afraid of the dark because the dark is afraid of him.
- chuck Norris can defeat the Chinese army with one hand behind his back.
- who does the boogeyman check in the closet for? Chuck Norris
- Chuck Norris born in a log cabin that he built with his own hands
7.Chuck Norris Doesn't wear a watch . . . . he decides what time it is
8.Chuck Norris had sex on a semi once some of the sperm got in the engine.... Optimas Prime was born.
9.Chuck Norris once ate 3 72 ounce steaks in one hour........ he spent 45 minutes having sex with the waitress.
10.Chuck Norris does not go hunting because hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
11.Chuck Norris was bit by a snake. After 5 days of Excruciating pain... the snake died.
12.I don't know why people call it Chuck Norris jokes. The proper way is Chuck Norris Facts.
13.There are no steroids in Baseball, just players Chuck Norris has breathed on.
14.There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
15.Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
16.Chuck Norris died hundreds of years ago, death is just too scared to do anything about it
What else can I help you with?
What is the gratest Chuck Norris joke?
Chuck Norris doesnt need a joke to be funny, he is the funniest person in the world, because people know if they dont laugh, they die
The second funniest joke in the world?
Chuck norris losing a fight... (Sorry my jokes are so unrealistic)
You feel uncomfortable at work what can you do?
Hmm yu quit your job & keep living with your mother you go and look on the chuck Norris jokes and you joke around with your co-workers. =] chuck Norris rules!! you go and look on the chuck Norris jokes and you joke around with your co-workers. =] chuck Norris rules!! you go and look on the chuck Norris jokes and you joke around with your co-workers. =] chuck Norris rules!! you go and look on the chuck Norris jokes and you joke around with your co-workers. =] chuck Norris rules!!
Why is Chuck Norris funny?
Reason: Cause he has a big sense of humour, and Heres a Chuck norris joke, How can Chuck norris be found, You dont find chuck norris, He Finds you
Can Chuck Norris kill god?
No. That joke is old and wasn't ever funny Chuck Norris probably is god
What are Chuck Norris's limits?
Chuck Norris has no limits as the joke goes. However, Chuck Norris is just a human like everyone else and shares the same limits as an average male.
What celebrities used to be security forces?
Chuck Norris...no joke
Is there a Chuck Norris joke incorporating all senses?
maybe
What is the most hilarious Chuck Norris joke?
Chuck Norris is one eighth Cherokee, but not because of his ancestry. He ate a Jeep! That's just one more reason that the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
What is a good comeback against a Chuck Norris joke?
It is simply: your mom.
How did Chuch Norris become such a joke?
Vandals started using it to post nonsense on websites. Chuck Norris isn't a joke, people laugh when they first see him
What is that joke about Chuck Norris and Smokey Bear?
None such joke exists in this world we currently inhabit. It would be delightful and quite amusing if you created one such joke. I would most probably find it to be dull, though, because it would have to be a fact, and not a joke. No mortal has ever uttered a joke about Chuck Norris and lived to tell the tale. It is best you forget about this question, push it aside, never think of it again, for if Chuck Norris discovers this information, surely armageddon will occur. I wish you good luck and hope you are still alive. Sincerely, Chuck Norris
