time
Sobber is a thing not person
No, the only thing that can sober up a drunk person is time (provided he/she has a working liver). Cold showers or coffee or anything else do not work.
Only time, vomiting will keep their blood alcohol from rising more, but do not induce vomiting if they are unconscious, if they are unconscious alcohol poisoning must be considered. If the blood alcohol level is high enough they can stop breathing and die. If they are unconscious or do not respond, call an ambulance to be safe.
No, but that is the best thing you can do for your self at that time.
DEATH.
No, it does not, it just makes you more awake instead of falling asleep ( it is called being a wide awake drunk) No. It makes you more alert but the alcohol in your system is processed by the body at the same rate whether you drink coffee or not.
Being smart is, of course, not a bad thing at all. However, "nerd" has become a stereotype for the person who does nothing but study and has no social life.
awake or energetic
The only thing that can affect a sobriety test is not being sober.
Do not allow irises to become too crowded in your garden because the irises will flower poorly or not at all.
One important thing people born in the US territories become is a US citizen.
A desire to get sober that exceeds your need to continue using: rock bottom, in other words, where the alternative looks better than what you're doing.