Or the ultimate Christmas Gift that would make you Gag. Here's mine:
1. A singing fish
2. A fruitcake that nobody would eat last Christmas
3. Any Chia pet.
4. A free hunting lesson with Dick Cheney
5. A free driving lesson with Ted Kennedy.
6. An ethics course taught by all the living former governors of Illinois.
7. A book on manners and etiquette written by Ann Coulter.
9. A handkerchief made entirely of dryer lint.
10. A giant salamander.
11. A ton of steer manure to fertilize your garden.
12. A heard of goats.
13. Stock in a subprime lender.
14. The creatures and rotten vegetable matter that Andrew Zimmern refused to eat.
15. Exotic Animal poop.
16. Blow up sheep.
During the Christmas season gag gifts are plentiful. These can be purchased at novelty shops and gag gift stores. Some of these stores are The Prank Store and The Goofy Gift Shop.
Some good ideas for gag gifts to give at Christmas would be, an ugly Christmas sweater, lump of coal soap and a mooning Santa. While those are some of the more traditional gag gifts for Christmas, there are many more to choose from and even a gag gift box.
There are many websites that have good gag gift ideas. One can get ideas from 'Spencer's', 'Stupid', 'Baron Bob' and 'PrankPlace'. One can buy gag gifts from them online.
Lumps of coal can be purchased at science shops, such as the ones where you would buy science kits for children. Also, if you have a year-round Christmas store, they often have lumps of coal as gag gifts.
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People give gifts on Christmas because Jesus Christ gave us the ultimate gift in dying on the cross for our sins. Hope this helps.
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Well, I would have to say that getting a motorcycle for a gift is ultimate...
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