"tu utilises un traducteur" means "you are using a translator" in French.
love, you have a boyfriend
you is an ugly donkey and you isn't a good girlfriend. Don't feel too bad about the insult though, it should read tu eres...tu no eres.
It means: "and you with a new one"
You are a crazy man(boy).
You have a good Christmas! aka Have a good Christmas!
Well, the translation is: Do you have a computer at home or do you use one at school?
tu as un chat means 'you have a cat' in English.
As-tu un stylo? in French means "Do you have a pen?" in English.
T'en crisses-tu un peu? in Québec French is "Do you care at all?" in English.
Tu sei solo un bambino/a Tu sei solo un bebe
Do you have a garden/yard?
take a pen. (a ball-point pen, not a pencil). In British English that would be a "Biro"
You are not an angel
You can send me a certificate of lodging is how you say tu pourrai m envoyer un certificat d herbergement in English.
But you need a calendar
love, you have a boyfriend
You have a brother