It broke when it saw your ugly face.
yo mamas face
squirt ink at yo mamas face
Yo mamas face happened
because ifarted in yo mamas face
Just type im an idiot on yo mamas face
yo mamas dick
yo mamas belly
Down yo mamas pants!
Yo Mama Jokesyo mamas so stupid she sat on the television an watched the couchyo mamas so stupid that she sold the car for petrol moneyyo mamas so stupid she stole free breadyo mamas so fat people jog around her for exerciseyo mamas so fat when shes on the beach people shout, FREE WILLY!!yo mamas so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please"yo mamas so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!yo mamas so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"yo mamas so poor she ate cereal with a fork to save milkyo mamas so old I told her to act her own age, and she diedyo mamas so old she was a waitress at the Last Supperyo mamas so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
yo mamas so fat that when she wore a yellow poncho kids said "look theres the school bus" yo mamas so short that in order for her to pick up a penny on the floor she needs a ladder. yo mamas so old that when she farted nothing came out but dust your moms so old that when she went to an antique store they kept her
Yo mamas asss
in yo mamas house!