Nothing is wrong. Just a little overexcited dog. He's lucky your cat doesn't give him a good swat, with its claws out.
When it humps things in your house.
really no as it is a different animal but that is what i think my puppy is only 3 yrs old and i have never heard that so i don't believe it. :D
if you have sex with it, touch it, or humps your leg
Nothing.
Her favorite animal is a tiger. She loves them!
It certainly can be. Never give your dog or cat ibuprofen. If your cat of dog has pains, then take your pet in to see your Veterinarian to see what is wrong with your pet.
No of course not he might need a mate to get with.
No, but it could get you a criminal record.
"sleeps" should be "sleep" is the singular form
She obviously doesn't want to be mounted. She fights so the dog will stop.
They're marking their territory.
Their names are just Cat and Dog!