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What kid's show in the 80's was about two girls who didn't get along in school One blonde who was nasty and the other brunette who was nice The title was something like cats and dogs?
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THESE JOKES ARE NOT TO OFFEND ANYONE OUT THERE. IF YOU DON'T LIKE BLONDE JOKES, DON'T READ THEM.1) How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?You wave to her!2) There were 2 blondes and 1 brunette, hanging off a cliff. This Genie pops up and says "if the two of you fall off, I will let one of you live. So the brunette made this wonderful speech about how she doesn't want to die. The blonde was so moved that she started clapping.3) There was this guy and he was going out with a pretty blonde. He took her to a football game. When the game was over he asked her did she like it. She says, "Yes but it was confusing, at the start of the game they flipped a quarter." He says 'Yes...?" "Then in the middle of the game the crowd was saying WE WANT OUR QUARTERBACK!4) There was a guy and he comes to this town and gathers together all the people that lived in the town. He notices they're all blondes. So he says if one of you will come up here and answer one of these questions right I will give you 500 dollars. So a blonde comes up.He says I will give you three chances to get a right answer. So he says okay Whats 1+1. She says "Easy, 3". The crowd of blondes says "Give her another chance!" So he says okay whats 2+2. She says "Easy, 3". And the crowd yells "GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!" So he says okay, final chance, and he says what's 6-3?. She says "Easy, 3". And the crowd yells even louder "GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!"5) There were a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead on an island. It was ten miles to land, and they decided to swim for it. The brunette swam 6 miles, and then drowned. The redhead swam 8 miles , then drowned. The blonde swam 9 miles, thought she couldn't make it, and swam back 9 miles.6) A blonde went to an electronics store. she asked a clerk "How much is that TV" the clerk said "Sorry, we don't serve blondes". so she went home and dyed her hair brown. she went back to the store. she asked "how much is that TV" the clerk said "sorry, we don't serve blondes". she went home and dyed her hair red. she went back to the store. "how much is that TV" "sorry, we don't serve blondes". she went home and dyed her hair black and went back to the store. "how much is that TV" "Sorry, we don't serve blondes". So she asks "How do you keep on finding out that I'm a blonde?" So the clerk said "Because that TV is actually a microwave."7) What's dumber then 2 brunettes building a house underwater? 2 blonds trying to burn it down.8) There's 4 people in a plane: a blonde, a pilot, a little boy and an old man. The plane starts to crash but there's only 3 parachutes. The blonde says "I get one because I'm pretty" and takes one and jumps. The pilot says "I get one because I'm the pilot and I'm important" , takes one and jumps. The old man says to the little boy, "You take one because you have a longer life to live." The little boy says, "That's okay. There are two left. The blonde took my backpack."9) Why are dumb blonde jokes so short??So brunettes can understand them.10) How do you drown a blonde? You stick a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool .11) Two brunettes and a blonde escape from prison. To get away from the cops they run into an abandoned farmhouse. In the farmhouse there were three big empty sacks lying on the ground. So they hid in them and when the cops came to the farmhouse, one of the cops sees the sacks and he decides to kick all the bags to check them. The officer goes and kicks the one with the brunette in it, and she says "meow". The officer says "Oh there's just a stupid cat in there". So he kicks the one with the other brunette in it, and she says "Woof Woof". The officer said "Oh its just a stupid dog". Then he kicks the sack with a blonde in it and she says "Potatoes!"12) Did you hear about the blonde who committed suicide? The cops came and found the first 5 bullet holes were in the mirror.13) This blind guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if it's okay to tell a "blonde joke". The female bartender says, "Hey buddy, the girl at the bar to your right is a professional wrestler and she's a blonde. The girl on your left is a gangster's girl and she's a blonde. I've got a shotgun behind this bar and I'M a blonde! ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO TELL A BLONDE JOKE IN HERE?"The blind guy says, "Not if I'm going to have to explain it three times!"14) There was this blonde and she wanted to get her hair done. She went to a hairdresser and asked to get her hair layered. As she was wearing headphones, the stylist had to work around them. When the stylist got to the top of her head, he asked her to take off her headphones. She paid no attention. Finally, after he asked her two more times and she still didn't listen, he took them off himself so he could finish. When he did, the blonde fell over, and was dead! The stylist picked up her headphones to find out what she was listening to, and the recording said over and over again, "breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out..."15) A blonde, and brunette, and a redhead are being chased by criminals with guns. They first surround the brunette. Then they say "Ready... Aim" and the brunette screams "FLOOD!" and they all get scared and look around, so the brunette escapes. Then they surround the redhead and say "Ready... Aim" and the red head screams "TORNADO!" and they look around and she escapes. Then they surround the blonde. They yell "Ready... Aim" and the blonde screams "FIRE!"16) Two blondes were on their way to Disneyland when they saw a sign that said 'Disneyland, Left' so they figured it wasn't there, turned around, and went home!17) Why do blondes wear green lipstick? Because red means STOP.18) The blonde missed the number 44 bus so she took the number 22 bus twice!19) How to kill a dumb brunette : glue a mirror in the bottom of a pool. Want to know what's even dumber? The blonde trying to glue the mirror underwater.20) When a blonde couldn't make up her mind, she put the make-up away and washed her forehead off.21) Why did the blonde put ice cubes in her freezer? To keep the fridge cold.22) Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? She forgot the recipe.23) How do you occupy a blonde? Put a mirror in front of her and tell her to wait until the other one says hi.24) So this ventriloquist guy is telling blonde jokes in a hotel lobby, when a blonde girl walks up to him and says," Hey! I'm very offended by your blonde jokes! I demand that you stop telling them, or I'll report you to the manager!" The ventriloquist looks very surprised at her and quietly says," I, I'm sorry ma'am. I, I meant no harm, really, I'm sorry." Then the blonde girl looks up at him and says, "Hey! Stay out of this! I'm talking to the little jerk on your lap!"25) So this blonde walked up to a man's front door and says, "I'm good at painting. I'll paint something for you for only 50$!"So the man says, Okay, here's some paint. Paint my porch pink, and add yellow dots.""OK." says the blonde and takes the paints and goes. About 20 minutes later, she comes up to the door for her money."You're done already?" the man cries."Yep! and I had enough left for a second coating, so it won't peel off." Impressed, the man hands her the money. Then the blonde says, "Oh and by the way, that's not a Porsche -- That's a Lamborghini!"26) Why did the blonde have only one sock on? She forgot how many she was supposed to have on.27) Once, there was a blonde who wanted to see what was on the other side of a wall. She fell and died trying to get over it. The wall was made of glass.28) One day, a blonde walks into a bar. The redhead with her ducks under it.29) A teacher comes outside while her students are at recess. "Don't play in the mud!" she yells. As she turns the corner with her lunch, she sees a blonde digging in a puddle. "What on Earth are you doing?" the teacher asks. The blonde looks up. "Well, I heard that it rained an inch and a quarter last night. Maybe I can find that 25 cents!"30) A blonde walks into her church, like she does every Sunday. As the priest sees her, he sees that she's dumped pasta in her hair. "Goodness my child. What have you put in your hair?" "Well, Father, the label says this is Angel Hair Pasta."31) A brunette and a blonde are walking down the street. The brunette says "Oh, look, it's a poor dead bird!" The blonde looks up in the sky and says "Where?"32) A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up! You're next!"33) Did you hear about the blonde with an I.Q. of 2?She was pregnant.34) A blonde and brunette are having tea when suddenly the phone rings. The blonde picks it up and immediately starts crying. Her brunette friend asks her, "Why are you crying dear?" Blonde says, "Because my mom just called and said that my father just died. "I'm so sorry," says the brunette. The blonde finally stops crying, when the phone rings again. She picks it up and starts crying again. The brunette asks again whats wrong, to which the blonde replies, "My brother just called and said that his father died, too."35) A blonde walks into a library."PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" she shouts at the top of her lungs."Ma'am, this is a library," the librarian says."Oh, sorry," she whispers. "Please can I have a cheeseburger?"36) A blonde walks into gun shop and says my husband asked me to get him some ammo for his rifle. The clerk asked why and she says "When my husband came home, I was in bed with his brother. So he told me he was going to take me into the woods and show me how to shoot a gun."37) A boy and a blonde are stranded in a blazing hot desert. They walk for miles and finally come across some desert traders. The boy buys food and water for the journey while the blonde buys a car door. "What will you do with a car door?" asks the boy, and the blonde replies, "Well, I can roll down the window for fresh air when it gets too hot."38) A woman yells to a blonde walking along a river, "How do I get on the other side!?" The blonde says, "You *are* on the other side!"39) What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot.40) A man is driving on a highway, when suddenly he has to slam on the brakes, because there is a crazy driver going in circles and turning and backing up like a maniac. The man calls the cops, and the cops arrive to pull over the driver. A blonde woman rolls down the window and says, "Oh thank goodness you're here officer! There's this big tree in the middle of the road! It seems to follow me no matter where I drive!" The cop looks in the middle of the road, but there's nothing there. Then he looks inside the blonde's car and says "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."41) Blonde #1: I can't get the car unlocked!Blonde #2: You better hurry! It's starting to rain and the top is down!42) She was so blonde she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!43) A man is mowing his lawn when his blonde next-door neighbor comes out, checks her mail box, sighs, then goes back inside. She does this again and again until finally the man asks "Is there something wrong, ma'am?"The blonde replies, "Yes! My stupid computer keeps telling me that I've got mail!"
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