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This sounds like it might be a bed bug, what makes you believe that it isn't?
There is no such food to make blood distasteful. If you have a bed bug problem, call an exterminator.
Take off your clothing immediately and wash them in hot water. If you can't wash them right away, you should get a bed bug laundry bag to prevent them from getting out of your clothes and into your bed.
In a bed?
No, there is no black bug on the bed that needs attention.
bed bug
In Yiddish, "bed bug" is referred to as a "bett-khefer."
Yes, have you ever found a black bug in your bed?
No, I have not encountered a long black bug in my bed.
Read about how effective bed bug steamers are, other methods of cleaning up your bed, and where to buy a bed bug steamer (among other topics) at www.bedbugger.com.
Yes, when trying to differentiate a bed bug from a tick, I took a picture of the bed bug. When the light flashed, the bed bug crouched down. I thought it was my imagination, so I continued to flash the camera light and every time it crouched down in defense. Then, I smashed it with a plastic spoon and it died. You have to burn ticks
A wood tick is much larger than a bed bug.