Simply say: life's fine
Good
what effects your life c; <3
If someone asks you to fart on them, then you need to do what you want. If you don't want to fart, then explain to them the reasons. If you want to, then you can.
Either it means he was getting info for someone else or thought he was hinting that you should ask him. It could also mean that he meant to but something in his life changed.
Tell them the truth
no comment
That she either wants to be a part of your love life, or knows someone who does.
That is up to you; either a yes or a no.
You say : Do you have a life ? And smile or if youre texting put a :) or ;).
"No, thank you."
If you are directly speaking to a person and they ask 'how are you' then tell them things are going just fine and how are they doing. If someone asks you that in an email or letter and you are close friends then tell them what has been going on in your life.
Say; It's to grow up, find your love and then to spend the rest of your life with them.