What should you do if you went to a party got drunk and woke up with a profusely bleeding bottom?
The most common reason is that Alcohol will infuriate hemorrhoids and if you took aspirin for the hangover, that didn't help either.
- I hate to go into this darkened alley, but if you passed out and slept at the party then it's highly possible a male was playing around with you either with a sexual toy as a joke or, performed a sexual act on you. If you feel my suggestion is possible you should see your doctor. There are date rape drugs out there and they are not just used for girls, but also men-on-men and some young women are using them on guys too.