The egg the peacock laid? That joke is so old...and you left out an important part of the question.
Peacocks don't lay eggs--peahens do.
it won't roll off at all, because roosters don't lay eggs!
go on top of your roof and take it of
Ketchup and a sauce pad.
Side to side and front to back and stay off the highway!
Add a parachute and something soft under it
the only thing i can think of off hand it you have to side the peaks :-)
when you get the disk get the paperclip too. then go to the roof. unbolt the box and put the paper clip in side. and walla its off!
Guttering is the general term for gutters, the water channels attached to the side of the roof that direct rainwater pouring off the roof into rain spouts (rather than directly off the roof). See http://www.doityourself.com/scat/guttersanddrainage
u lay your shingels level to the hip and cut the excess diagonal off then cover the hip after each side is roofed with a "cap"
there are 2 safety latches, one on each side of the roof, just flip those and it lifts right off
Um, roosters don't lay eggs, the hens do! (Nice one!!) I disagree .. The question clearly states that a rooster had laid an egg ... The fact that a Rooster has laid an egg is irrelevant. Clearly the egg will go nowhere because it is balanced perfectly on the tip of the point! Errrrr..... If you look in joke books, it says: It didn't roll because roosters don't lay eggs! I know that because my nephew loves joke books and he sent me one for Christmas last year. Yeah, great joke!
out side the building it is on ,the key to the = hyroglyfics is on the roof. climb up the tree then jump off keep trying til u land on the roof =