The spider is called yo mamma
got that
whats that
whats that
cant hear you
yo mamma
hee hee
that is truly funny for some reason
red widow
A red spider with black legs is characterized by its red body and black legs. This color combination is a distinguishing feature that sets it apart from other spiders.
Your mothers Vagina!!
spiders
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redback_spider
A black widow
Brown recluse
The spider you describe with a beige body and bright red legs may be a red-legged shieldback spider (Cyclosa mulmeinensis). They are typically found in Asia and are known for their distinct coloration.
A spider that has a red upper body and legs and a gray lower body is a sowbug killer spider.
Mexican red knee
it iz a black woodow
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