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Why arn't there brunette jokes and only blonde jokes?
The blonde stereotyping began way back after Germany had lost the war.
Can you tell me any clean funny jokes?
There was a brunette walking on a railroad track saying, " 22, 22, 22, 22..." A blonde walking near-by heard the brunette. So, the blonde asked if she could join the brunette. The brunette said sure and together they said, " 22, 22, 22, 22.." Later on a train comes down the track. The brunette jumps off, but the blonde is not so lucky. So, the brunette jumps back on the track after the train is gone and says, "23, 23, 23, 23..."
Who is the blond woman in the Toyota commercail about getting the band back together?
There's no blonde woman, but there's a brunette...
Is jessca the blonde one in the veronica sisters?
Typically, Jess is the blonde one, however she is currently back to black. she can be identified by her sleeve (tattoos) when not blonde
Can African American woman dye their hair brunette even though our hair is already brownI've seen some A.A woman with brunette colored hair even blonde?
yes they can but they cant get it back to the colur it was.
Is Justin Joseph Thorne Blonde or Brunette?
P == No he's not blond he's brunett't he just streks the top of his hair blond there oll brunnets actually Actually, JJ Thorne Had His hair Blonde, but then he died it back Late last year of 2008 to brunette, and he looks great both ways!!! : )
Why did Kristen Stewart die her hair blonde?
Kristen Stewart dyed her hair blonde after she did the film IN the wild.Just before she did TWILIGHT she dyed it back to her usual colour brown as she didnt like it blond.she is now a brunette
Does Ashley Tisdale have Blonde hair now?
she died it back to brown i think around the month of November in 2008 cuz she only had her blonde hair for the suite life so since the suite life ended she decided to go brunette
Should i dye my hair Im a brunette with brown eyes and my skin is very light I really want to be a blonde to look more like my momshe is beautiful and she has blue eyes?
If you have light skin and brown eyes, you might want to go from a brunette to a blonde just to give it a try. You can also dye your hair back to your natural color if you don't like it.
Some decent jokes?
A blonde and a brunette are sitting in a bar and a news flash comes on the TV, A man is standing on the edge of a cliff and is threathening to jump! The brunette says to the blonde: I bet you £50 that the guy will jump, The blonde accepts and they continue to watch the news flash together, It turns out the guy jumps and as the blonde hands over the money the brunette says i cant accept this, i watched that flash earlier and knew he was going to jump. The blonde says: So did I but i didnt think he would do it again! a guy walks into a bar and walks up to the bartenderhe says: do you have any grapes?the bartender says: no.he leaves and the next day he comes back againhe says: do you have any grapes?the bartender says nohe leaves and comes back the next dayhe says do you have any grapesthe bartender says nohe leaves and comes back the next daythe bartender tells him that if he asks if he has any grapes one more time, he will nail the guys head to the wallthe guy asks: "Do you have any nails?""No""Do you have any grapes?"
What is a great list of blonde jokes?
Here are some good, clean blonde jokes. Hope you enjoy them! :)1. The Blonde and the TVOnce there was a blonde that went into a store and said to the shopkeeper, "Hello, I would like to buy that TV." The shopkeeper said, "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."So the blonde dyed her hair black and came back to the store. "Hi, can I buy that TV?" But once again the shopkeeper said, "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."So the blonde dyed her hair red and came back to the store. She asked, "May I please buy that TV?" But the shopkeeper said again, "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."The blonde became quite frustrated. "But I dyed my hair! How did you know it was me?"The shopkeeper replied, "Because that isn't a TV. It's a microwave."2. The Blonde and the Water slide A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead went to the water park to go down the water slide. An employee told them, "Did you know that the water slide is magical? When you slide down, shout out your favorite thing to drink, and you will land in it!"So the brunette went down the slide and shouted, "Lemonade!" and she landed in a big pool of lemonade.Then the redhead went down the slide and yelled out, "Root Beer!" and she landed in a large pool of root beer.But when the blonde went down, she forgot the rules, and yelled out, "Weeeee!"3. The Blonde and the Genie There once was a blonde, a brunette and a redhead that were stuck on an island. One day, the brunette found a magic lamp on the island. A genie came out of the lamp and said he would grant each person a wish.The brunette said, "I wish for a ship so I could sail home," and the genie gave her a ship.The redhead said, "I wish for a airplane so I could fly home," and the genie gave her an airplane.The blonde sighed sadly. "I'm so lonely. I wish my friends were back here with me."4. The Blonde and the Magic Mirror One day a blonde and her two friends, a brunette and a redhead, walked into a store. The salesman at the store was advertising a magic mirror."Look into the mirror," he told the brunette. "Tell the mirror what you think, and it will come true. But don't lie about what you're thinking, or else you will disappear."So the brunette said, "I am thinking about marrying a handsome, rich man." Just then, a handsome, rich man appeared and asked the brunette to marry him.The salesman then told the redhead, "Look into the mirror. Tell it what you think, and it will come true. But if you lie about what you're thinking, you will disappear."So the redhead said, "I am thinking about living in a beautiful mansion." Suddenly, a large, gorgeous mansion appeared outside.The blonde wanted to try, so the salesman told her the same thing he had told the brunette and the redhead: "Look into the mirror, and tell it what you think. But don't lie or else you will disappear!"So the blonde said, "I think..." and then she disappeared.5. The Blonde and the Smart ManA blonde boarded a plane and took her seat next to a really smart man. The smart man wanted to show off his knowledge, so he said to the blonde, "I am so smart! Ask me anything, and I will know the answer.""No thanks," said the blonde.So the smart man said, "How about this, then? If I get the answer wrong, I will pay you $100.""Well, okay," said the blonde. "What has seven legs, purple polka dots, green eyes, and a long nose?"The smart man thought and thought and thought, but he didn't know the answer. So he took out his laptop and looked the question up online, but he couldn't find anything. He even called all of his family members and friends to see if they knew the answer, but they didn't. After an hour, he admitted he didn't know and gave the blonde $100."Now ask me a question," the blonde said. "If I don't know the answer, I will pay you $5.""All right," the smart man said. "What is the answer to the question you asked me?"The blonde paused a moment, took $5 out of her purse, and gave it to the smart man.6. The Blonde and the Island There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead that were trapped on an island. They knew they had to swim to shore, even though the shore was 100 meters away. The brunette tried swimming across. She swam 10 meters, but got tired and swam back. The redhead swam 20 meters, but got tired and swam back. The blonde swam 50 meters, but got tired and swam 50 meters back.7. The Blonde and the Puzzle A blonde woman went to a coffee shop, ordered a cup of coffee, and sat down to do a puzzle. She poured out all of the pieces and tried to piece them together, but no matter what she did, she couldn't make the pieces fit together to look like the tiger on the box.She eventually called her husband and he came to the coffee shop to help her. He looked at the puzzle pieces, looked at the box, looked at the puzzle pieces, and looked at the box again. Then he calmly put the corn flakes back into the cereal box.8. how many blonde jokes are there?answer: 3 the rest are true stories.
Did Sandra Bullock Wear a Wig For The Blind Side?
Yea she be did waears a wig as dat hoe tain’t blonde headed !!!!!
