Giving birth ranges from feeling like sex, to being truly unbearable. I have had 12 kids, the first one was like pooping a thousand knives. the last one was like having sex and vibrating my Virgina. Birth is truly painful, i hate it, but as soon as the baby is out, the pain stops. I think birth sucks Dick.
All expecting mothers are scared stiff by the thought of giving birth, even those who don´t admit it, I´m sure! During the nine months of waiting well educated swedish midwifes take care of the check-ups and they really do their best to calm and motivate the mothers-to-be. The first thing you do when you find out you are pregnant is?... Buy tons of books and magazines about childbirth, pregnancy and health. You read every detail about pregnancy and child care, but skip all the pages (often with colorful pictures...) concerning the actual delivery of the baby? Instead you concentrate on breathing, relaxing, and all the different ways to control the pain during giving birth... But most of all the things you have been reading are completely gone once you step into the delivery-room at the hospital...
I , for one have read all the books, listened to all the midwifes tips and even went to the classes, feeling confident and completely informed - but I came to the hospital totally unprepared anyway...
This is no information in order to teach you anything, it´s a story from and about life.
Women love to tell each other about their experiences in the delivery-room. Maybe it´s a way to get over it and go ahead? Personally I have had two very different experiences and like to share it with anyone who might be interested.
-To be honest I have never given birth but i remember seeing a show when the woman went into labour and water went all over the place. Then when the water had broken her contractions began and then she was rushed to the hospital. the doctor said that there was going to be a long time before any thing pops out of that woman. but seriously within 2 hours the doctors fingers were already shoved up that woman's cervix. i know it sounds gross but that's what happens during labour. ten minutes later the baby's head was crowning and she was pushing and yelling and gripping on to the bed. but after she held that little baby in her arms and said that she loved her everything was perfect in the world.
-One woman told her husband, when he asked what it was like to give birth, to imagine he was having a bowel movement -- of a watermelon.
Child birth is different for all women. Be prepared and be open minded. Sometimes births do not follow the birth plan! Read some books and ask questions we cannot know the answers if we do not ask.
giving birth was very painful and it was a good experience. It can make your family feel happy and safe and it brings everyone together as a family. You should try is one day.
horrible i dont think you want to know
You can't feel what giving birth is like without giving birth! :-) Read Ina May's Guide to Childbirth by Ina May Gaskin-the midwife of all midwives in the US. This book will give you some idea what it's like. Anyone pregnant or even thinking about having a baby should read this. It's a masterpiece.
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very good. i Agree
No. Your hamster will actually like it better if you leave her alone when giving birth.
Yes all spiders do die after giving birth like the charlottes web
Some describe baby kicks to feel like flutters, gas bubbles, tumbling, a light tickle, a painless "zapping" feeling, a light flicking, or a gentle thud or tap. While the experience of giving birth is different for everyone, labor usually feels like extremely strong menstrual cramps that take your breath away and make you unable to talk.
It's fun
Depends like adopt or giving Birth if adopt how many you want but giving Birth maybe 1 or like twins 2
its very poor the wife has a bucket vagina and she cant feel a thing, also when i lick her out she always bleeds on the 23rd of every month .
Childbirth is hard work, and it takes all the energy out of the mother!
3-4 weeks before giving birth your guinea pig will put on a lot of wieght.She wil start to form a shape like a pear/bell.If your guinea pig is pregnant 2 weeks before giving birth you be able to feel the babies move.
"My wife is giving birth." "I am giving birth." "The dog just gave birth." "I just helped someone give birth on the Subway." "No Jerry. Men do not give birth." I personally like the last one...