Why did the Chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side
Want to hear a dirty joke? There was a dirty guy. Want to hear a clean joke? He took a bath. Want to hear a very clean joke? He took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a very dirty joke? Bubbles was his next door neighbor.
you say to MAKE a joke when you invent one but you say "do" when it is someone else's joke. Actually, nobody ever says "to do a joke" unless they have only very recently started learning English.
Scene of the Crime - 1984 A Very Practical Joke was released on: USA: 1984
Your Mother!
The first joke in Narnia was the jackdaw. It occurred when all the talking beasts responded to Aslan's command that, because they had been taken out of "dumb", non-talking beasts, they were not to return to that state. All the animals responded with a resounding "No, Aslan, we won't!", but in the brief silence that followed, the jackdaw then called out, "No fear!" causing everyone to laugh.At first the jackdaw was embarrassed, but when Aslan told them they were free to laugh and joke, the jackdaw proudly asked if he had made the first joke. In jest, Aslan replied, "No, little friend. You have not made the first joke. You have only been the first joke." Thus, the jackdaw became the first joke.
Arsenic. This is a joke question. The first four letters spell out a rude word used in the UK.
A joke with a very shady punchline. A good example is the fact that you categorized this in "Human and Animal Interaction".
A very old joke.
First joke - probably with early man. There are stories of traveling minstrals and court jestors from the begining of mans history.
No Joke Survival 'Preparations for the Average Family' - 2013 No Joke Survival First Aid 1-9 was released on: USA: 28 December 2013
knock knock! whose there? uh oh... uh oh, who? no, I accidentally forgot my joke ( say in a very very very very very very, funny voice. oh, ya, and face. XP )
According to Dr. Paul McDonald of the University of Wolverhampton, the first joke was scratched on a cave wall around 1900 BC.