What would be a lawyers fallback plan?

a lawyers fallback plan is to not help you at ALL! He/she will let you fall on your buttox and go to jail. Then he will claim that you never paid him and he will sue you, and since he is a lawyer he will win the case, then he will take ALLLLLL your money!!!then u will try and get the govornment to help u but where are they? on their private beach houses to busy 2 help u. they were also in on ur cyco lawers plan to take alllll ur MOLAH!!!!!!!!!!!! ( guess whos money they bought the beach house with?)
URZ!