Jack Bauer would intervene and kill everyone whilst overacting.
you would create CHUCK NORRIS
chuck norris
Chuck Norris Superkicks happened in 1983.
Chuck, hands down
chuck Norris is god. he would roundhouse kick him with his penis
A no brainer.. Chuck Norris of course ;) heheh Consider - who has to wear his pajamas to work.
chuck Norris because he is frekin' awesome a can magically fly Chuck Norris, that way, no one protests against me otherwise.
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Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris happened.
Solid Snake
They fought in "Return of the Dragon" (Chuck played an assassin) and Bruce Lee snapped Chuck Norris's neck.