It would hurt for a while then you would get over it unless you don't like insects in that case you would possibly develope a fear of earwigs
Then there would be two small holes in you face. But that is not going to happen!
They would have a lot of fibre
she would have to stay there for every food she ate
you will suffocate and eventually die
Nothing
You die.
Nothing good!
YOu die
you would eat fish
it would survive
If you ate human poo, (which you shouldn't) you would most likely get very sick.
You would choke on it and it would make you very ill