I'm guessing that you meant cut instead of could. :P
You wouldnt be able to talk.
You wouldn't be able to taste anything.
You would lose a lot of blood.
It is not a good thing to do... if you are thinking about it, call childline for help
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The metal scissors could become weakly magnetized in the same direction as the north pole of the magnet due to being aligned with its magnetic field. This could cause the scissors to attract or repel other magnetic objects depending on their orientation.
Given that there are no bones in the tongue, it would be impossible to break it. The tongue could possibly be strained, but not broken.
You would look like a respectable member of society?
It will close
If the scissors were being used to cut thicker paper, more force would be required to cut through it. This would increase the effort force needed to operate the scissors, making it harder for the user to cut through the thicker paper.
He would ask a friend. Always have friends!
you could have bitten it really hard!
You could maybe strum with your tongue, but it would be hard because you would barely be able to see or reach the neck.
No, it is not. The word "scissors" is a noun (and although it ends in an S, it is singular); in the sentence you are asking about, it would need an article. There are two ways to do this: if you are pointing it out by name, you would say, "It is a scissors." (It's not a rock, nor a tree, nor a knife. It's a scissors-- that's what it is called.) But if you are differentiating one pair of scissors it from others, you would say, "It is the scissors I borrowed from my sister."
The correct phrase is "scissors were" because "scissors" is a plural noun. Therefore, you would say, "The scissors were on the table." Using "scissors was" is grammatically incorrect.
Woodchuck Tongue twister:How much wood would a woodchuck chuckif a woodchuck could chuck wood?And in reply:He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck wouldif a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Well actually they aren't scissors there peices of metal that the inventor used fit the skin around the body. They look like scissors and that's what they call him. The scientist wasn't intentially going to leave Edward with scissors for hand he was going to fit it so that he could give him human hands but he passed away before he could finish him.