It would bite you
Trauma is normally the usual cause of dog nose bleeds or you could have just knocked a vessel in his nose, much like why humans have nose bleeds. Either way, I would advise you to be more careful with your dog from now on. If it happens again or any other worrying symptoms appear, go see a vet, it could be more serious if nose bleeds or other abnormal bleeding happen often. Another reason for nose bleeds can be Aspirin, so if you give your dog anything like this, I'd suggest stopping.
it would sneeze because your dog is sick, or there's water in his/her nose, or there's hair on top of your dog's nose. if you cant see hair or dont think there is water inside your dog's nose, then call the vet and ask for help and advice.
On the nose
a dog has a muzzle with a nose
the dog would throw up!!
The dog would find a nice home and be loved.
Nothing should happen unless the dog bites you severely
You would act like a dog and people would think you were a dog and adopt you...
You put your nose up to the dog's nose.
red dog nose
A "zipper nose" feature on a dog is when there is a line of raised hair on the bridge of a dog's nose. It kind of resembles a little Mohawk on a pup's nose.
You would be an idiot.