you would start bleeding and you would die.
Nope. U smell
You would not have a butt and you would not be able to sit properly
your butt would stink
That cannot happen as faeces would act as lubricant
Throw Out The Sofa You stop asking stupid questions....
Well, nothing would happen to you. But you would be a cannibal. And that is not a good thing.
If someone pees on your but nothing would happen. Your butt gets soaked only.
why would disobey chuck norris? he is not cool. you would get your butt kicked if you saw him!
Your butt will stink and smell like pee your butt will get wet duhhh
Well, you wouldn't be able to go to the bathroom and the food in ur body would build up and kill you, so be thankful you have a butt! Yup, your digestive output would overflow you body and i don't know, maybe rot your body to death, possibly.
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Bad move. Better take it to a vet.