Shoot his eye out
Ralphie earned a C+. He thought it should be A+++
Red Ryder BB gun .
Santa tells Ralphie to ask for wagon because Ralphie freezes when Santa asks what he wants. Ralphie wants a Red Rider BB gun.
Ralphie says that he wanted the "Red Ryder BB Gun" 28 times.
Varmints
Red Rider BB Gun.
Ralphie placed an advertisement about the Red Ryder BB gun in the fictional magazine called "Look." This magazine is referenced in the classic holiday film "A Christmas Story," where Ralphie hopes to find the coveted Red Ryder BB gun as a Christmas gift. The advertisement plays a significant role in the movie's plot, as Ralphie uses it as a strategic method to get his desired gift.
It will put out his eye
Ralphie says that he wanted the "Red Ryder BB Gun" 28 times.
In a corner of the living room behind a piece of furniture.
He lied about how he 'broke' his glasses since it was , ironically , from a ricochet from the BB gun .
You would not be able to appeal gun ownership you would need to appeal the judgement of mental incompetence. If you won on appeal you would be able to apply for gun ownership.