Only survivors write history...
Chuck Norris facts never STARTED, they have just always been....
All Chuck Norris jokes are actually facts.
Only Chuck Norris can make the facts about his accomplishments known. but the jokes are made by kids who never seen his movies.
Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups - he pushes the earth down. Chuck Norris doesn't wear Superman pajamas - Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Chuck Norris doesn't sleep - he waits. Chuck Norris doesn't need a Twitter...he is already following you. -justin bieber I am Chuck Norris
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People think Chuck Norris is cool because of an ironic internet meme known as "Chuck Norris Facts", which document fictional, often absurdly heroic feats and characteristics about Norris.
They started all by themselves. After all who could stop them?
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. Chuck Norris can hear sign language. Santa Claus doesn't give presents to Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris gives presents to Santa Claus. Aliens are real, they're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die. Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice. When aliens come to take me away, I'm going to take them to Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris defeated the last level on PACman, ten miles away from the game.
Chuck Norris was and is......Chuck Norris
You can find pictures of Chuck Norris online at the official Chuck Norris website. Alternatively, you can also find these pictures at the Wikipedia. Once on the page, type "Chuck Norris" into the search field at the top of the page and press enter to bring up the information.
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Chuck Norris has no weaknesses. Weaknesses have Chuck Norris.