B.A.T. happened in 1990.
Aero the Acro-Bat happened in 1993.
Bat Mitzvah massacre happened on 2002-01-17.
Ninja Baseball Bat Man happened in 1993.
Bat Ayin ax attack happened on 2009-04-02.
You would have one irritated bat and no offspring. Hybrids are only possible with species that are genetically compatible.
Yes, bats are alive (unless they happen to be an unfortunate dead bat).
the shadow get bigger.
By simply holding a bat, you cannot break it as I am sure you know. However, by swinging a bat and making contact with a ball, you can certainly break a bat. I have seen it happen first hand with an aluminum bat during one of my games, and I have seen it many times with wooden bats in the major leagues.
our children would never see a real live bat
It would get angry. Attempt to gore you or trample you.
You will definitely have to the pay for wrecking someone car.
The "home" team will go out in the field first but will bat last in the game. And "visitor" will bat first but will go out in the field last. So in my opinion its better to be home