You can't. Elves don't exist.
Middle earth, here is a link from wikipedia to get more info.
You can find your Elf on the Shelf usually hiding around your house in different spots each day leading up to Christmas. It is often recommended to have the elf move to a new spot every night for children to find in the morning.
Fantasy novels.
One can find more information on an ELF file from the following sources: Wikipedia, Sourceware, ARM Information Centre, ELF Extension, Skyfree, My Linux Book, to name a few.
Find an elf and tickle it.
You can place the note and food for the Elf on the Shelf in a visible and accessible spot for the elf to find, such as on a table or shelf. The note can be accompanied by the food as a gesture of kindness or gratitude for the elf's visit. Be creative and have fun with the placement!
In Santa's workshop, of course!
There are a few places one could find a picture or photo of Santa's elf. Photo Bucket, Amazon, and Elf on the Shelf have photos and pictures of Santa's Elves.
A person can expect to find Christmas elf pictures on old cards that were used at Christmas time, by looking in books about Christmas, or going to a themed store.
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