When drop bears attack does it hurt?

Answer 1

Dropbears are completely mythical. As such, they cannot hurt you, because a mythical creature cannot attack you.

Dropbears began to appear on the Australian scene, particularly in camping and scouting groups, in the 1970s, and like many Australian mythical creatures such as bunyips, gained in popularity as stories were told about them around campfires in the night.

Dropbears are said to be carnivorous koala-like creatures which drop down from trees on unsuspecting hikers and campers. They particularly like gullible people who are taken in by the stories about them...