Anal sex is generally painful or uncomfortable for a woman unless she engages in it frequently. Some men also find it uncomfortable to penetrate a woman's anus.
You say that I would dearly love to insert my penis into your anus/vagina
post pictures and I'll be able to answer.
You insert one penis or dildo in the anus and one in the vagina. Be careful and use lube.
It is safe to go from the vagina to the anus during sex. But if you go from the anus BACK to the vagina, bacteria from the anus can cause urinary tract infection or bladder infection. Use a condom. Make sure you use a new condom when going from anus to vagina during sex. If you are trying to conceive, make sure the male cleanses his penis with mild soap and warm water before making the switch back to vaginal sex.
If not done correctly, it will probably be painful.
No, the anus and vagina are not connected at all.
No. Cows give birth through the VAGINA, not the anus. ALL mammals give birth through the vagina or birth canal, NEVER THE ANUS.
The penis enters through the vaginal orifice, and into the vaginal canal. This is located between the urethra and anus. See the related link below for more information.
The perineum is the space between the vagina and the anus. It's possible that someone trying to insert a tampon into a dry vagina could tear the perineum, but that would be unusual. Perhaps alcohol played a part?
no but you can insert a mans special finger
Hemorrhoids are dilated or varicose veins of the rectum or anus. They can be painful or painless.
If by which hole, you mean either the vagina or the anus, it would definitely be the vagina.