Where are you allowed to marry a pineapple?

Answer 1

alas, you cannot marry a pineapple. take my advice:

1) spray tan the pineapple

2) dress it up in a stripy tank top and coloured chinos

3) draw on some nude pink lips and give it some sunglasses

4) dye it's spiky leaves bleach blonde to contrast with it's tanned skin, it already looks gelled up so the pineapple will now look like a common d0uch3b@g.

next take it to Argentina where you can have a gay marriage (im assuming you're a boy). buy it a fruit hat after the ceremony and enjoy your first argument!

i tried to marry a kiwi once...but i ate it..