Where can you join team jacob?

Answer 1

It's a long vigorous application process. First you will be sent a letter from an anonymous source that included of list of questions that much be answered including, but not limited to, how much do you love Jacob, what would you do for Jacob, and would you cast aside your own identity to become one with the wolf pack and spend your days worshiping Jacob? After that you place the letter on the roof, a special member of the cult Team Jacob will come to your house at night, climb onto your roof, and retrieve it. If your answered are acceptable you will be sent another letter that gives you instructions on how to prove your loyalty to Jacob. More than likely you will be ask to make a blood pact at this point, and from out all your body hair to be as hair as a wolf. Once you have made the pact, and sent in a photo of your long, gross, hair body, you will be given an address. A secret address. You will go there and will find yourself amongst the members of Team Jacob. They will initiate you with a secret ritual that not even I know about, before presenting you to Jacob. Jacob most give you his blessing as the final part of initiation, and once he does you are forever part of the cult Team Jacob. However, if he does not give you his blessing the rest of the cult members get to eat you. Good luck :)