You can probably buy a deep fried turkey at a local grocery store such as Walmart in Richmond, VA. Walmart also has turkey fryers that one can purchase to fry your own turkey.
One place that you can purchase a fried turkey at in Orlando, FL is at Central Florida Foodworks. They are a catering business.
at a store that sells turkey
in winnipeg
Arby's and Sonic have had fried mac and cheese at one time or another.
There is a place in Clinton Hill on Myrtle, they specialize in fried turkey. it's called the Jive Turkey http://www.thejiveturkey.com/index2.html
Yes, you can buy these in Scottish fish and chip shops, quite nice actualy. Or you could buy them to go with your Haggis Supper.
Most super markets carry peanut oil.
ScotlandNO! its obvious that the correct country is Easter island
Sears, Home Depot, and other hardware/appliance stores carry deep fryers. Depending on the size of the turkey, some of the deep fryers that those stores carry will probably be big enough. However, a large turkey would require a more expensive, industrial deep fryer.
where to buy norbest turkey in Tennessee
maybe in turkey itself
for turkey, you can buy it from big Adidas stores, but for outside of turkey, i don't know where to buy.