Who knows any bus driver jokes?

Answer 1

I do. First tell someone to make believe that they are a bus driver. Then start with the bus makes it's first stop of the day and picks up 8 passengers. then it goes to the next stop and picks up 3 and drops off 2 passengers. Give the person that you are telling this to about ten bus stops. It doesn't matter how many people get on or off the bus as you tell the joke so long as the people never go into a negative number. (8 get on and 9 get off) After you have given them a whole bunch of stops, ask them "What is the name of the bus driver?" Most times they will tell you that you never told them that. Oh but you did. You told them to make believe that they were a bus driver. Therefore the drivers name is theirs. They will be so busy trying to do the calculations that they will not remember what you said first. "Make believe that you are a bus driver". Have fun.