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Chuck Norris owns 5,000 pet turtles.
Chuck Lorre, creator of Big Bang Theory and Two and a Half Men
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Chuck Norris has no weaknesses. Weaknesses have Chuck Norris.
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you don't cook chuck Norris, chuck Norris cooks you
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