Who would win Simon Belmont or Edward Cullen?

um hello Edward Cullen will always win...unless its against Jacob Black :)

Sorry but no. Any Belmont could easily defeat any and all vampires. Especially some sparkly wannabe vampire like Edward. The only downside I can see to this fight is that Edward would more than likely die quickly and painlessly. Hell, even Hector from CoD (not THAT CoD) could own Edward in every conceivable way and he's not even a Belmont.

Also, due to the Vampire Killer, which the Belmonts possessed, that pansy waist would easily get his just desserts... now if only something can be done of that cow who wrote... and to think, if I shot her, I'd be the criminal...