If the stories are believed to be true, and that Chuck Norris truely does have a third fist under his beard, easily Chuck Norris.
But if all superstitions are put aside, Obama would presumably have the CIA deport Chuck.
Maybe this will help you. If Chuck Norris got in a fight with Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris would win. just kidding but Chuck Norris would win.
CHUCK NORRIS!
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chuck Norris would win, sumperman wears chuck Norris pajamas and chuck Norris has bones made of kryptonite
Chuck Norris, no one beats Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris, of course!
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No contest: Chuck Norris!
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