Chuck Norris :)
Chuck Norris, of course!
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Chuck Norris would win.
no bear is foolish enough to attack chuck norris
Chuck Norris would, he can't be choked or cut. However, no fight that involves Chuck Norris is a fair fight... There is no possible way for Chuck Norris (my father) to be killed by anything less than me.... and I'm not going to kill him....
Mr. Norris, no doubt!