Who would win in a fight between hummus and tehina?

Answer 1

Tahini, ground sesame seeds, is a common seasoning ingredient in hummus. Because of the third law of integration, any food or animal containing the same elements of the combatant undoubtedly wins the battle. Ergo, hummus that contains tahini will always win in hummus vs. tahini. The same holds true in the animal world. If you want to beat an enemy, a piece of them must be inside of you. Consumption is the easiest way to achieve this. In order to test this theory, one must battle an enemy. If one loses they must consume a piece of the enemy, this will then allow the initial battle loser to beat the initial victor.