That would depend on the film script.
jacki Chan would win, and he's heaps funnier
Jackie Chan.
Jackie Chan would win.
jacki chan you retard
jacki chan you retard
Jackie Chan obviously
Jackie Chan would win
Jackie Chan would win, of course!
chuck Norris even Jackie Chan cant beat him
Seeing that Duke Nukem is a fictional character in a game, this question can not be answered.
They would make Taco...
Santa Claus would win he has elves for backup.