answersLogoWhite

0

Who would win santa or Satan?

User Avatar

Anonymous

14y ago
Updated: 8/17/2019

Satan would not win no doubt about it .

Win - in what sort of contest? Gift giving?

Santa would kick Satan's butt. He has candy cane shanks and a bunch oh burly midgets that can kick some serious butt. He also has evil seeking missile launchers on his sleigh and the power of pure joy. Don't forget that Santa is a major butt kicker during the off season, his suit was originally white but he took out so many evil doers that it was stained red.

All Satan has is the power of evil deeds, so Santa would dominate.

User Avatar

Wiki User

14y ago

What else can I help you with?

Related Questions

Who will win jack skeleton or sandy Claus?

Santa cant lose! Jack is powerful but hes no Satan get it? (337)


Who would win in a fight Santa Claus or Jackie Chan?

Santa Claus would win he has elves for backup.


Is the Santa in Lapland the real santa?

santa is also satan, and is real. he lives in the north atlantic.


Is Santa really Satan?

Well, the Santa's that I have seen in malls and so forth can't be Satan because Satan does not have a body and never will for he is a son of perdition. Parents tend to imitate Santa so nor do I think that my parents are Satan. Is the idea of Santa real? About as real as the Easter Bunny. Is the Easter Bunny Satan. These are ideas created by mere mortals; Lucifer became Satan after he was cast from heaven during the war talked about in Revelation. So in short Satan is real if one believes in the words of the prophets.satan is santa because he makes us think by buying loads of tat it will make us feel better about how crappy we treat each ohter the rest of the year.


Was Saint Nicholas really Satan?

No, Nicholas of Myra was not Satan. He was an early bishop in Asia Minor known for his generosity to the poor. He is, in a distant way, the model for Santa Claus. Some distorted minds have decided that the name Santa is an anagram for Satan.


What is the correlation betwixt Satan and Santa?

They are anagrams of each other.


Who would win in a fight Chuck Norris or Satan?

chuck Norris would be half way down and then Mr T. would come and help


Who would win in a fist fight Santa or Frost?

Frost. All the way. :)


Who would win in a battle between Saint Michael and Satan?

In Christian belief, Saint Michael is often depicted as defeating Satan in battle. This symbolizes the victory of good over evil.


Who would win in a battle between Satan and Michael?

In Christian theology, Michael is often depicted as an archangel who defeats Satan in battle. This battle is symbolic of good triumphing over evil.


Is Santa Claus the backward name for the devil?

No. "Satan" backward is "Natas". Santa means "saint". Santa Claus means Saint Nicholas.


Who would win Jesus or Satan?

jesus the almighty god who created everything.