it is because they are very rude
No you cannot get pregnant if a guy kisses you on your privates, sperm has to be the factor and guys do not have sperm on their lips on in their mouth, their own privates have sperm so tell the guy to keep his privates well away from your privates.
They wouldn't be private if I told you.
They have three privates. They have a penis and two testacles.
Girls and boys have different privates so they when they are born we can tell what sex they are. (If they are a girl or a boy).
to get a guy to touch your private just tell him he has a big private and then ask him if he would want to touch your private then he will look around and see if any body is around so that he won't get in trouble with other people because he is touching your private.
we have them so we can go to the toilet.
No. It is not normal for kids to touch their private parts. Parental guidance is required.
just like his public gigs he has privates ones too
well it depends on what privates server you are on. Some servers don't have jokems.
Job functions depend on what MOS they enlist at. But a Private is at the low end of the totem pole, so they'll get tasked with additional details and such.
Yes if they are so silly!
Privates are enlisted men...enlisted ranks are all privates, corporals, sergeants; they salute all officers. Officers are Lieutenants, Captains, Majors, Lieutenant Colonels, Colonels, and Generals. Anything that moves.... if it doesn't move, they paint it ! Private is a terrible misnomer for the 'lowest form of animal life'..... it comes from someone of private means, that is someone without visible form of support ! Drag up a sandbag & swing the lamp my boys......