Why can't pencils talk?

Answer 1

Pencils can talk if you just believe. In my world, pencils talk and other than cars, we ride unicorns. Once again, this is Bob, a 97 year old man. MY BIRTHDAY IS IN TWO MONTHS!!!!! So you better get me pesents all of you reading this! Just to let you kow i want pesents not presents. I love my unicorn Bob who i named after myself Bob the manager of McDonalds. I retired yesterday. So you better get me pesents not presents. I now have a total of 97 pesents for every years of my life. Once again this is Bob. For thoughs of you who don't know me I am Bob Carl Erik Sam Fred Tim John George Ben Nick Samuel Jr. The second. I was named after my Father on the day I was born. All three of my husbands don't like my name. Again my name is Bob Carl Erik Sam Fred Tim John George Ben Nick Samuel Jr. the second. In all my papers in elementary school I had to write this for my name: Bob Carl Erik Sam Fred Tim John George Ben Nick Samuel Jr. the second. And when I was manager said, they messed up my name tag, and put Bob Carl "Matthew" Erik Sam Fred Tim John George Ben Nick Samuel Jr. the second. They made me a new one 20 years later and put " Bob Carl Erik Sam Fred Tim John George Ben Nick Samuel Jr. the second. My locker idenity says, "Bob Carl Eric Sam Fred Tim John George Ben Nick Samuel Jr. the second. Sincerely, Bob(Carl Eric Sam Fred Tim John George Ben Nick Samuel Jr. the second)