Simple... you're constipated. See a chemist or doctor for a suitable remedy.
colon
you just cant, it's that obvious!!
you cant poop.
u cant
You don't you stupid idiot!
Something has to remain stationary to catch the flying poop.
he cant. he has constipation all day.
then you need to call the doctor
You will die.
The same place you poop normally.
you cant lol!
Well, they cant poop because they aren't real. So yeahhhh