About as much as my friends mother gets on a Sunday night!
1st VerseAll right, Sunday nightWhere are you?Just kickin' backFrom the things that you doYou want the big gameWe want it, too2nd VerseHey, Jack, it's a factThe show's back in town[customized lyric insert]The stadium's rockin'Time to crank up the soundThe NFL's best have come to playFor every fan there's just one thing left to sayChorusI been waitin' all day for Sunday nightThe tough get rough in a primetime fightThe last one standin' gets to turn out the lights'Cause I been waitin' all day for Sunday nightYea, yea, yeahTagSunday Night Football on NBCAl and John are the best on TVThe players are readyKick that ball off the tee'Cause the NFL rocks on NBCYeah
Football!!!
Linebacker.
Because having sex the night before a game diminishes a players efficiency
When air gets warm it expands causing the football to overinflate. When the air gets cooler the air compacts causing the football to feel softer.
The repo man will get paid on Sunday...
A stocking.
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Same time as tackle football, when a player gets in the end zone with the football, but usually its not a rushing touchdown in flag football.
You need 11 defense guys and 11 offense guys at a time. Have extra guys in case someone gets injured or paralyzed or went to bed late last night. You need shoulder and leg pads and a nice shiny helmet. You need a football too.