Because, for birds to poop in their nests, well that's one stupid bird. Birds poop everywhere, they do not "target" cars, people, or statues, etc. It just seems that way because these things matter more to us than grass, parking lots, etc. Admittedly, some birds do target other birds.
They poop when and where they want to. If there's a person underneath them, they will poop on them. It's not deliberate, they just go when they have to go. Birds are not smart enough to use poop as a weapon. They are just responding to the call of nature and the needs of their bowels.
All living things have to get rid of waste matter, and birds are living things.
Simple: WASH YOUR CAR!!
Water and "elbow grease".
Any that are parked under places where birds roost. They don't discriminate car colour or type.
The Italian culture considers bird poop to be good luck.
Very.
It isn't lucky to have bird poop on you.
A spider of poop
The cast of Bird Poop - 2011 includes: Flint Beverage as Audition Director Herion Mustafaraj as Harry
Yes, bird excrement is white. We don't know why, but yes
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Bird poop i smade of the sit they eat now dont go outside and try to fguir
There is no such bird. Any bird with a properly functioning digestive system will release parts of food that it does not need in the form of waste (poop). The only thing that would cause a bird or any living creature not to do so is constipation, which again is an unhealthy condition.
Yes, In fact, a recent study of over twenty million cars and drivers suggests that the most commonly pooped on vehicles are black.