to kick other guys asses
footballers need good balance so they don't fall over when they have the ball.
a pair of feet would be a start.
because they just do
No
he needs to run as fast as he could
1. mental strengh 2. physical strengh 3. dick strengh
Collective nouns for footballers are a team of footballers or a squad of footballers.
because they will be tired the next day!
To be able to "bend it like Beckham"
Because then they can go in to a proper fromation.
On firered, you need to beat every trainer in the game and have rock smash and strengh
well if your Wayne Rooney you don't need a mass salary just a rope and a tyre