Because he is bad a pranks
i love you man i want you right now .... e.g hey Sarah want my Toby ?
Want to hear a dirty joke? There was a dirty guy. Want to hear a clean joke? He took a bath. Want to hear a very clean joke? He took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a very dirty joke? Bubbles was his next door neighbor.
no.
Because it isn't real.
Yes.
Okay
What do you mean by get back on friends? If your referring to a practical joke there are hundreds of things you could do. If you want to hurt someone I would suggest you empty your heart of revenge and move on. Life is short don't waste your time.
because hes a stud
You can always ask 'why do you want to know'. Ruins the joke, and makes said joker mad. This is a juvenile joke, and a better response is, "Are you homophobic?" or "Are you a bigot?"
Car motto's can sometimes be a joke, but usually they are things that grab our attention and make you want the car.
You know when you are ready
people want o aah........................................ joke.