Maybe yours is in someway cut or scratched that the chlorine burns it
penis
In the sun. You could burn it.
Yes because the water would help the burn
Your Penis "pokes out" after swimming because your penis is under water, and it basically "floats" while you swim. So when when you get out of the pool, your penis is used to floating and it is basically like an eriction.
you can never be sure. But research suggests 1mile swim can burn up to 755caolories or in sams case 69. :(
Wear white swim trunks when you go swimming with her.
No unless you burn your self
The alkali in NaOH would burn your skin.
penis
It is generally safe to swim in chlorine water with a minor burn, as chlorine is a disinfectant that can help prevent infections. However, it is recommended to consult with a healthcare professional if you have a severe burn or if you have concerns about swimming with a burn.
About 580 - 600 calories
you probably have a Urinary Tract Infection (UTI). It should eventually go away, but just make sure you wash your penis really well and don't get any soap inside of it, because that will make it burn more.