You have an infection and the only way to clear it is go to the doctor. A dog's tongue is full of bacteria ( think about where they lick and what they eat) so you have gotten something from doing this. Not smart.
You probably have an infection. See a doctor!
You are sick.
Yes because from my understanding is that dogs are cleaner than you unless they have ticks
NO, that is a good way to get intestinal parasites. DO NOT let your dog lick any part of your mouth! If he/she licks it, wash your mouth out with Listerine.
Dog ususlly lick you because they love you and that is how they show affection Sometimes dogs will lick for affection, but only about 1% of the time. Usually if dogs love you, they will lick you under your chin or on your hands. If dogs lick you on your face, that means they think they are dominant, and they want to be in charge. If they lick your face, turn your back to them and stick your nose in the air. That way they know you don't want them to do that. And if they lick a little kid in the face because you let them do that to you, most likely the kid will get scared and cry... not a good scenario. So only let them lick your hands.
Then I'd never let that dog lick my face again! The dog'll most likely be fine, but that diaper's going to come back out the way it came in, if you know what I mean.
That last guy was a butt hole. Its best to just ask him, he might think your sick and weird but thats a chance you have to take. You could just lure the dog into the trees if you want an have him lick you then, animal relations is nothing you should be ashamed of. What happens when the lights go down is no ones business. Oh, and you could offer to suck him off or the dog.
A dogs lick actually helps a wound heal
Yes because from my understanding is that dogs are cleaner than you unless they have ticks
Yes people can get ill from a dog. If your dog is sick, which they can be, and you let them lick you you will catch what it had, only less severe.
Preferably not as a dogs mouth is full of bacteria and germs.
I wouldn't recommend this - your dog's mouth has millions of bacteria in it that can cause more pimples.
because i let my dog lick peanut butter off my ball sack
If you want to train your dog not to lick people, you should punish them each time you catch them doing it. But not only that. Make sure they know what they are being punished for. Do not let them get by with doing it, not even once, because it will ruin their training.
Because you let him.
NO, that is a good way to get intestinal parasites. DO NOT let your dog lick any part of your mouth! If he/she licks it, wash your mouth out with Listerine.
Carefully dag at it with a cloth soaked in rubbing alcohol and wash it very well with shampoo. Do not let the dog lick at the spot while the alcohol is there.
"Let me lick yours" ~> "Lass mich deinen lutschen"
It is OK to do so but do not hug too tight. Also be sure not to let or encourage your dog to lick your face. This is not a sensible thing to allow your dog to do but they will try to if you put your face near their when you hug them.