Make sure you port forwarded it correctly.
You might have to update your minecraft
Settings for MC.
The pocket edition of minecraft doesnt have crafting, therefore doesnt need one. Its a crafting table btw.
There is an option on the downloaded version that says "play offline" click that.
What do you mean? Minecraft saves automatically all the time, so I don't understand how that can be a problem.
At the login screen, press options and force update. Then try again. If that doesnt work, try deleting %appdata%\.minecraft and change your password.
Minecraft doesnt accept Monopoly Money.
No, regular minecraft doesnt have bananas. But some mods do.
Minecraft 1.5 and earlier: Right Click Minecraft 1.6 and newer: Left Shift I am guessing you will be playing a new version, so press shift. If that doesnt work, right click.
im not sure but if it say outdated laucher try to delete minecraft and then download it again if this doesnt work try to rename it to minecraft.exe or search on youtube
It does now.
it doesnt