Because you are a bum!
A poop squirrel only exists in my dreams. (its a squirrel with poop instead of a tail)
No I have never seen a squirrel with horns.
It is a poop lollipop squirrel.
Obviously. I have never seen a "tamed" squirrel, as that is generally rare.
Well i have parakeets and ive never seen that. But there poop is the brown and sometimes green part. There pee is the white part in the middle.
Ask a squirrel :-) Basically, because a lot of nut is undigested, and is passed out of the body as waste.
The differences between a male and female gray squirrel are only visible from the underside of the squirrel. The male squirrel has testicles that are easily seen from below.
unfortunately yes.
pooping is a blessing from the lord, you can never poop to much
No, I have never had a close encounter with a squirrel crawling on my stomach.
The average speed of an eastern gray squirrel is between 8 and 10 miles per hour (mph). There is a story that a police officer in Illinois clocked one going 20 miles per hour, but this has never been seen nor proven.
No, I have never found this to be possible.