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Why is Santa Claus fat?

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Anonymous

11y ago
Updated: 8/17/2019

because he jacks off
because he eats your cookies you leave out for him, he also eats monsters from under your bed, he also eats his reindeers when hes too far away from the kitchen, and these things are fattening!!

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11y ago

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