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because he jacks off
because he eats your cookies you leave out for him, he also eats monsters from under your bed, he also eats his reindeers when hes too far away from the kitchen, and these things are fattening!!
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Was Santa Claus always fat?
Yes
How did Santa get fat?
Married life. Mrs. Claus is quite the cook.
How many Santa Claus movies are there?
3. The Santa Claus, The Santa Claus 2, and The Santa Claus 3: The Escape Claus
What was Santa Claus' wife's name in the movie Santa Claus?
Karen was santa Claus wife in santa Claus
What sleepy author was the first to describe Santa Claus as fat and jolly?
washinton irving
What does China's Santa Claus look like?
fat with a red suit with white trimmings
How do you say Santa Claus in Scottish?
In Scottish, Santa Claus is often referred to as "Father Christmas" or "Santa Claus" as well.
How many words in Santa Claus?
There are 2 words in "Santa Claus."
Why is Santa Claus called in Madagascar?
In Madagascar, Santa is called Dadabe Noely. That is Malagasy for Grandpa Christmas.
Where is the Santa Claus Museum in Santa Claus Indiana located?
The address of the Santa Claus Museum is: 41 N Kringle Pl, Santa Claus, IN 47579
Who is more famous Garfield or Santa Claus?
santa
Do Koreans believe in Santa Claus?
it is believed that Koreans do not believe in ''santa Claus'' but they do believe in the Claus of santa
